Thursday, February 15, 2007
Mailbag 2.0
By SG2.0
Welcome to the first edition of Mailbag 2.0, where we constantly 'gotta have more Mailbag, babe.' And at the end of this temultuous process, y'all will be wearing gold plated diapers, filled to the brim with diarea of the mind.
Come to find out, we've already received thousands of E-Mail's for the Mailbag, even though until today, we didn't even have an E-Mail address for this site ... go figure!
Onto the Bag:
Q: In the remote, and I mean remote, chance that this site ever got big, don't you think Simmons would sue you? I mean this is a blatant rip-off isn't it?
- Dan from Queens
SG2.0: It depends what you mean by rip-off. Did the D-Cup rip off the C-cup? Did Hulk Hogan rip off "Superstar" Billy Graham? Did Allan Ray rip off Stuart Scott in last year's Big East tournament when his eye fell out of its socket? Did John Amaechi rip off Eric Montross?
The answers are no, no, no and no. They just did things bigger, better, wierder and a tad bit gayer ... In turn, that's what I hope to accomplish with this site.
Q: Do you find Simmons' recent rants about college basketball both unentertaining and uninformative?
- Scott T. from Philly
SG2.0: Yes and most definitely yes. As fine a writer as Simmons is, he is the last person I want giving me insight into the world of college basketball. I mean this is a guy that has frequently admitted over the years that he watches one to two minutes a year of the college game because he feels it's an inferior product.
Now we're supposed to think he's the Beano Cook of basketball? I'll pass.
As a side note, are Beano Cook references becoming obscure? I was always of the opinion that they'd be timeless.
Q: Hey douche, ya think John Ameachi will be in Vegas this weekend for the NBA All-Star festivities?
- Sammy from Yonkers
SG2.0: Without a doubt. In fact, I think he's scheduled to be Tim Hardaway's partner in the NBA alumni two-ball competition.
Q: Anna Nicole. Hot or not?
- Mitch from Oceanside, CA
SG2.0: Well considering she was the subject of my first ever encounter with porn, there is a safety deposit box of her in my spank bank.
Part II of the Mailbag will be coming soon. E-Mail your own Mailbag questions at: SportsGuy2.0@hotmail.com
By SG2.0
Welcome to the first edition of Mailbag 2.0, where we constantly 'gotta have more Mailbag, babe.' And at the end of this temultuous process, y'all will be wearing gold plated diapers, filled to the brim with diarea of the mind.
Come to find out, we've already received thousands of E-Mail's for the Mailbag, even though until today, we didn't even have an E-Mail address for this site ... go figure!
Onto the Bag:
Q: In the remote, and I mean remote, chance that this site ever got big, don't you think Simmons would sue you? I mean this is a blatant rip-off isn't it?
- Dan from Queens
SG2.0: It depends what you mean by rip-off. Did the D-Cup rip off the C-cup? Did Hulk Hogan rip off "Superstar" Billy Graham? Did Allan Ray rip off Stuart Scott in last year's Big East tournament when his eye fell out of its socket? Did John Amaechi rip off Eric Montross?
The answers are no, no, no and no. They just did things bigger, better, wierder and a tad bit gayer ... In turn, that's what I hope to accomplish with this site.
Q: Do you find Simmons' recent rants about college basketball both unentertaining and uninformative?
- Scott T. from Philly
SG2.0: Yes and most definitely yes. As fine a writer as Simmons is, he is the last person I want giving me insight into the world of college basketball. I mean this is a guy that has frequently admitted over the years that he watches one to two minutes a year of the college game because he feels it's an inferior product.
Now we're supposed to think he's the Beano Cook of basketball? I'll pass.
As a side note, are Beano Cook references becoming obscure? I was always of the opinion that they'd be timeless.
Q: Hey douche, ya think John Ameachi will be in Vegas this weekend for the NBA All-Star festivities?
- Sammy from Yonkers
SG2.0: Without a doubt. In fact, I think he's scheduled to be Tim Hardaway's partner in the NBA alumni two-ball competition.
Q: Anna Nicole. Hot or not?
- Mitch from Oceanside, CA
SG2.0: Well considering she was the subject of my first ever encounter with porn, there is a safety deposit box of her in my spank bank.
Part II of the Mailbag will be coming soon. E-Mail your own Mailbag questions at: SportsGuy2.0@hotmail.com
